youareastrangertome:

pocket-full-of-cher:

queensarahjean:


icaruses:
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 

reblogging for the flawless commentary

i defenately can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.


I can’t breathe!! Make it stop!!!